70 Big Ones

70 Big Ones

Directed by Koldo Serra

Produced by Sayaka Producciones, Pokeepsie Films

2019105 min5.7 / 10

A frantic, darkly comedic crime thriller where a desperate mother must outwit two volatile robbers to save her daughter and secure her loan.

Raquel is desperate: a series of unfortunate events have led to her daughter being taken and she needs a large amount of money to get her back, and fast. After a desperate plea to the bank, she manages to secure the loan she needs. The problem is that precisely at that moment, a peculiar couple of robbers enter the branch: the drug-addicted Jonan and his partner Lola, who is a deadly combination of smart and psychotic. But Raquel’s stakes are too high, and she knows she must think carefully to outsmart them, save herself and get her money.

Questions people ask

  • Is 70 Big Ones scary? Somewhat. More frightening than 72% of films.

  • Is 70 Big Ones violent? Somewhat. More violent than 71% of films.

  • Is 70 Big Ones easy watching? Not especially. Less comforting than 61% of films.

  • Is 70 Big Ones sad? Not especially. Less sad than 59% of films.

  • Does 70 Big Ones end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

29/ 100

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Rarity87

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Surprise12

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Love13

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Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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