Amsterdamned

Amsterdamned

The danger lies just below the surface

Directed by Dick Maas

Produced by First Floor Features

1988114 min6.4 / 10

A dark, visceral slasher thriller built around an unstoppable killer lurking in Amsterdam's waterways, balancing detective procedural tension with genuine danger to the protagonist's family.

A mysterious diver hiding in Amsterdam's canal system embarks on a rampage of gruesome murders, terrifying city officials and leaving few clues for the city's best detective, who doesn't suspect that both his new girlfriend and twelve-year-old daughter may be closer than he is to finding the killer.

Questions people ask

  • Is Amsterdamned violent? Yes, very. More violent than 95% of films.

  • Is Amsterdamned scary? Yes, very. More frightening than 94% of films.

  • Is Amsterdamned easy watching? Barely. Less comforting than 86% of films.

  • Does Amsterdamned end with hope? Not especially. Less hopeful than 70% of films.

  • Is Amsterdamned sad? Not especially. Less sad than 59% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

45/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Familiar shape, done well.

Rarity22

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise82

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love40

How much audiences actually like it

The highest scores in the catalogue →

Ensemble

Everything like Amsterdamned, and what each one shares →

Like Amsterdamned

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Amsterdamned

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Amsterdamned, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Amsterdamned, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Amsterdamned, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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