Simon Says

Simon Says

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Directed by William Dear

Produced by Blue Cactus Pictures, Darkmoon Pictures

200787 min5.0 / 10

A brutal slasher film centered on creative kills by twin psychopaths hunting isolated college campers, prioritizing graphic violence and survival tension over character depth or meaning.

Five college friends choose to spend their vacation debauching at the riverside. They find the perfect place to camp out, but end up crossing paths with twin brothers, Simon and Stanley. The twins then begins to knock off the campers in some extremely creative (and extremely gruesome) ways.

Questions people ask

  • Is Simon Says scary? Yes, very. More frightening than 99% of films.

  • Is Simon Says violent? Yes, very. More violent than 99% of films.

  • Does Simon Says end with hope? No. Less hopeful than 98% of films.

  • Is Simon Says easy watching? No. Less comforting than 92% of films.

  • Is Simon Says sad? Not especially. Less sad than 73% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

12/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity21

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise15

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love5

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like Simon Says

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Simon Says

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Simon Says, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Simon Says, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Simon Says, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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