Bite Marks

Bite Marks

Wrong on so many levels.

Directed by Mark Bessenger

Produced by Blakk Flamingo Pictures

201182 min3.8 / 10

A darkly comedic survival romp that pairs vampire horror with a mismatched trio learning to coexist under pressure, leaning heavily on irreverent humor and genre subversion.

Truck-driver Brewster takes over his missing brother's delivery of a load of coffins to a funeral home. He picks up hitchhiking gay couple Cary and Vogel whose relationship is in trouble to help him stay awake but when his GPS leads them into a deserted junkyard, his truck breaks down, stranding them. Night falls, and the coffins reveal blood-thirty vampires. Now the mismatched trio must barricade themselves in the cab of the truck and try to survive until dawn...

Questions people ask

  • Is Bite Marks scary? Yes. More frightening than 76% of films.

  • Is Bite Marks sad? Not especially. Less sad than 73% of films.

  • Is Bite Marks violent? Somewhat. More violent than 68% of films.

  • Does Bite Marks end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is Bite Marks easy watching? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

16/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity78

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise3

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love3

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like Bite Marks

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Bite Marks

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Bite Marks, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Bite Marks, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Bite Marks, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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