
Eat Locals
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?
Directed by Jason Flemyng
Produced by Evolution Pictures
A darkly comedic action-horror romp that treats a vampire gathering and military incursion as an excuse for irreverent mayhem and genre-blending fun.
In a quiet countryside farmhouse, Britain's vampires gather for their once-every-fifty-years meeting. Others will be joining them too; Sebastian Crockett, an unwitting Essex boy who thinks he's on a promise with sexy cougar Vanessa; and a detachment of Special Forces vampire killers who have bitten off more than they can chew. This is certainly going to be a night to remember... and for some of them it will be their last.
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Is Eat Locals violent? Yes. More violent than 88% of films.
Is Eat Locals sad? Barely. Less sad than 80% of films.
Does Eat Locals end with hope? Not especially. Less hopeful than 64% of films.
Is Eat Locals scary? Somewhat. More frightening than 61% of films.
Is Eat Locals easy watching? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
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Conventional, and it does not land.
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Like Eat Locals
Nearest across the full emotional profile.
Same Mood as Eat Locals
Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.
Like Eat Locals, But Darker
Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.
Like Eat Locals, But Lighter
Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.
Like Eat Locals, But Less Popular
Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.




























































