Caffeine

Caffeine

Directed by John Cosgrove

200692 min5.7 / 10

A raucous, irreverent ensemble comedy that celebrates human messiness and sexual frankness through the collision of secrets and revelations in a quirky London café.

A fanciful battle of the sexes ensues when the relationships of the staff and patrons of a quirky London café are unexpectedly turned upside down by sudden revelations of terribly embarrassing secrets having to do with their sexual misadventures. The food is not that good, but you can be yourselves and show yourselves for what you are: maniacs, perverts, gays, cheaters, violent old women, cross-dressers, whining singers, broken hearts... Come in, there is room!

Questions people ask

  • Is Caffeine scary? Barely. Less frightening than 76% of films.

  • Is Caffeine easy watching? Somewhat. More comforting than 71% of films.

  • Is Caffeine sad? Not especially. Less sad than 67% of films.

  • Is Caffeine violent? Not especially. Less violent than 64% of films.

  • Does Caffeine end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

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Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

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Rarity46

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise37

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love13

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like Caffeine

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Caffeine

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Caffeine, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Caffeine, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Caffeine, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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