
Happy, Texas
Escaped convicts disguised as beauty pageant experts? This could get ugly.
Directed by Mark Illsley
Produced by Marked Entertainment
A lighthearted comedy of mistaken identity and small-town charm where escaped convicts find unexpected belonging through a beauty pageant ruse.
Two escaped convicts roll into the village of Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple who work as beauty pageant consultants. They go along with it to duck the police, but the local sheriff has a secret of his own.
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Questions people ask
Is Happy, Texas sad? Barely. Less sad than 89% of films.
Is Happy, Texas easy watching? Yes. More comforting than 88% of films.
Does Happy, Texas end with hope? Yes. More hopeful than 85% of films.
Is Happy, Texas violent? Not especially. Less violent than 64% of films.
Is Happy, Texas scary? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
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Conventional, and it does not land.
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Like Happy, Texas
Nearest across the full emotional profile.
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Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.
Like Happy, Texas, But Darker
Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.
Like Happy, Texas, But Lighter
Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.
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Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

















































