
Call Girl of Cthulhu
She's turning wet dreams... into NIGHTMARES.
Directed by Chris LaMartina
Produced by Midnight Crew Studios
A darkly comedic B-movie that blends cosmic horror with romantic comedy, using absurdist humor and Lovecraftian mythology to subvert both genres.
When a virginal artist falls in love with a call girl, she turns out to be the chosen bride of the alien god Cthulhu. To save her, he must stop an ancient cult from summoning their god and destroying mankind.
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Questions people ask
Is Call Girl of Cthulhu sad? Barely. Less sad than 80% of films.
Is Call Girl of Cthulhu scary? Somewhat. More frightening than 61% of films.
Is Call Girl of Cthulhu violent? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
Does Call Girl of Cthulhu end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
Is Call Girl of Cthulhu easy watching? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.
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How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.
You have seen this shape before.
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How much more it delivers than it promises
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Like Call Girl of Cthulhu
Nearest across the full emotional profile.
Same Mood as Call Girl of Cthulhu
Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.
Like Call Girl of Cthulhu, But Darker
Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.
Like Call Girl of Cthulhu, But Lighter
Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.
Like Call Girl of Cthulhu, But Less Popular
Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

















































