Cockneys vs Zombies

Cockneys vs Zombies

The undead are double dave

Directed by Matthias Hoene

Produced by Tea Shop & Film Company

201288 min5.7 / 10

A tongue-in-cheek zombie action-comedy that balances genuine affection for its working-class characters and elderly heroes with irreverent humor and moderate zombie mayhem.

A group of Cockneys arm themselves to rescue their elderly relative and his retirement home friends who are trapped and fighting off a zombie attack during a zombie apocalypse in the East End of London.

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  • Is Cockneys vs Zombies sad? Barely. Less sad than 80% of films.

  • Is Cockneys vs Zombies violent? Somewhat. More violent than 71% of films.

  • Does Cockneys vs Zombies end with hope? Somewhat. More hopeful than 62% of films.

  • Is Cockneys vs Zombies easy watching? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is Cockneys vs Zombies scary? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

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