Coldblooded

Coldblooded

Directed by Wallace Wolodarsky

Produced by Snowback Productions, Propaganda Films

199592 min6.2 / 10

A darkly comedic crime romance about an emotionally detached hitman learning to feel through love and mentorship.

Cosmo, an affectless mob bookie who lives in the basement of a retirement home, is promoted to hitman. He learns his new trade from Steve, a seasoned killer. He falls in love with a yoga teacher, Jasmine, and must figure out a way to leave the mob so they can be together.

Questions people ask

  • Is Coldblooded sad? Not especially. Less sad than 73% of films.

  • Is Coldblooded violent? Somewhat. More violent than 60% of films.

  • Is Coldblooded easy watching? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Does Coldblooded end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is Coldblooded scary? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

60/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Familiar shape, done well.

Rarity77

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise80

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love30

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like Coldblooded

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Coldblooded

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Coldblooded, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Coldblooded, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Coldblooded, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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