
Cooties
Please don't feed the children.
Directed by Jonathan Milott, Cary Murnion
Produced by Glacier Films, SpectreVision
A darkly comedic action-horror romp that mines absurdist humor from the premise of zombie children, balancing genuine scares with irreverent fun.
A mysterious virus hits an isolated elementary school, transforming the kids into a feral swarm of mass savages. An unlikely hero must lead a motley band of teachers in the fight of their lives.
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Where to watch
Questions people ask
Is Cooties violent? Yes. More violent than 83% of films.
Is Cooties scary? Yes. More frightening than 76% of films.
Is Cooties easy watching? Not especially. Less comforting than 74% of films.
Is Cooties sad? Not especially. Less sad than 73% of films.
Does Cooties end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.
Cinnamon Score
How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.
You have seen this shape before.
How unlike any other film this one feels
How much more it delivers than it promises
How much audiences actually like it
Ensemble
Everything like Cooties, and what each one shares →
Like Cooties
Nearest across the full emotional profile.
Same Mood as Cooties
Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.
Like Cooties, But Darker
Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.
Like Cooties, But Lighter
Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.
Like Cooties, But Less Popular
Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.




















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