
Don't Go Near the Park
They were cursed to eternal life at the cost of their souls!
Directed by Lawrence D. Foldes
Produced by Star Cinema, The Cannon Group
A brutal, curse-driven horror film centered on ancient cannibals hunting for virgin sacrifice in modern Los Angeles, built on graphic violence and supernatural dread.
In the prehistory of man, 12,000 years ago, two members of a superhuman tribe abuse the treasured secret of eternal youth. They use the methods of ritual cannibalism on the children of their own tribe and when discovered by the 'Queen' of the tribe, they are cursed to an eternity of old age with no chance to ever die. Now, in present day Los Angeles, their only hope to recapture eternal youth is the ritualistic sacrifice of a 16-year-old female virgin. Their existence is discovered by an investigative reporter and a young runaway child and this leads to an unexplained and terrifying confrontation
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Is Don't Go Near the Park easy watching? No. Less comforting than 99% of films.
Does Don't Go Near the Park end with hope? No. Less hopeful than 99% of films.
Is Don't Go Near the Park violent? Yes, very. More violent than 98% of films.
Is Don't Go Near the Park scary? Yes, very. More frightening than 94% of films.
Is Don't Go Near the Park sad? Barely. Less sad than 80% of films.
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How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.
Conventional, and it does not land.
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How much more it delivers than it promises
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Like Don't Go Near the Park
Nearest across the full emotional profile.
Same Mood as Don't Go Near the Park
Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.
Like Don't Go Near the Park, But Darker
Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.
Like Don't Go Near the Park, But Lighter
Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.
Like Don't Go Near the Park, But Less Popular
Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.






















































