Satanic Panic

Satanic Panic

Directed by Chelsea Stardust

Produced by Aperture Entertainment, Fangoria Films

201989 min5.3 / 10

A darkly comedic horror-thriller that mines absurdist humor from the collision between mundane pizza delivery and occult ritual, played with irreverent energy rather than genuine dread.

A pizza delivery girl is suddenly in for the fight of her young life when encountering a group of Satanists in need of a virgin to ritually sacrifice.

Questions people ask

  • Is Satanic Panic sad? Barely. Less sad than 89% of films.

  • Is Satanic Panic scary? Somewhat. More frightening than 72% of films.

  • Is Satanic Panic violent? Somewhat. More violent than 68% of films.

  • Does Satanic Panic end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is Satanic Panic easy watching? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

24/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity50

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise28

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love5

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like Satanic Panic

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Satanic Panic

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Satanic Panic, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Satanic Panic, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Satanic Panic, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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