Four Eyed Monsters

Four Eyed Monsters

Four glittering eyes, two pink mouths, and eight limbs wrapped around itself taking up two seats on the subway.

Directed by Susan Buice, Arin Crumley

200571 min5.8 / 10

A quirky, intimate romance about two shy misfits who forge an unconventional connection by rejecting verbal communication and embracing creative, non-traditional courtship.

Apathy, technology, paranoia, disease and medication. Meet Arin. Arin is a shy videographer who finds it too much to handle to go out and meet girls, so he sets up an account on meester.net. The flood of responses never comes, save for one email from Susan, a struggling artist who finds her job as a waitress stifling her creativity. Susan is also on the shy side and is seeking an alternative to the classic dating situation. When Arin and Susan finally meet, that alternative dating situation comes to life as the two refuse to communicate verbally with each other, wanting to avoid bs small talk.

Questions people ask

  • Is Four Eyed Monsters violent? Barely. Less violent than 86% of films.

  • Is Four Eyed Monsters easy watching? Yes. More comforting than 77% of films.

  • Does Four Eyed Monsters end with hope? Somewhat. More hopeful than 62% of films.

  • Is Four Eyed Monsters sad? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is Four Eyed Monsters scary? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

25/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

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Rarity69

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise7

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love15

How much audiences actually like it

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