
Neo Ned
Love is not a race.
Directed by Van Fischer
Produced by Kismet Entertainment Group, Codeblack Entertainment
A darkly comedic romance about two damaged people finding unexpected connection in a mental hospital, using absurdist humor to explore redemption across ideological divides.
Like most kids, Ned idolized his father and dreamed of following in his footsteps. Unfortunately, his father was a two-bit crook who spent most of his life in jail. Without a family of his own, Ned falls in with the Aryan Brotherhood. Soon after, Ned is placed in a mental hospital where he is mesmerized by a young black girl who believes Adolf Hitler was reincarnated in her.
Clusters
Questions people ask
Is Neo Ned sad? Somewhat. More sad than 70% of films.
Does Neo Ned end with hope? Somewhat. More hopeful than 70% of films.
Is Neo Ned easy watching? Somewhat. More comforting than 62% of films.
Is Neo Ned scary? Not especially. Less frightening than 58% of films.
Is Neo Ned violent? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.
Cinnamon Score
How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.
Familiar shape, done well.
How unlike any other film this one feels
How much more it delivers than it promises
How much audiences actually like it
Ensemble
Like Neo Ned
Nearest across the full emotional profile.
Same Mood as Neo Ned
Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.
Like Neo Ned, But Darker
Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.
Like Neo Ned, But Lighter
Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.
Like Neo Ned, But Less Popular
Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.





























































