The Closet

The Closet

Sometimes to save your skin, you have to come out of the closet... or go in!

Directed by Francis Veber

Produced by Gaumont, EFVE

200184 min6.4 / 10

A comedic farce about workplace survival that uses a fake-gay-rumor premise to explore friendship, social anxiety, and the absurdity of corporate conformity.

A man spreads the rumor of his fake homosexuality with the aid of his neighbor, to prevent his imminent firing at his work.

Where to watch

Not available in United States — it streams in other countries.

Questions people ask

  • Is The Closet easy watching? Yes. More comforting than 77% of films.

  • Is The Closet violent? Barely. Less violent than 76% of films.

  • Is The Closet sad? Not especially. Less sad than 73% of films.

  • Does The Closet end with hope? Somewhat. More hopeful than 70% of films.

  • Is The Closet scary? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

44/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

You have seen this shape before.

Rarity42

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise49

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love40

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Everything like The Closet, and what each one shares →

Like The Closet

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as The Closet

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like The Closet, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like The Closet, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like The Closet, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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