Heavy Petting

Heavy Petting

Both these guys are out to win her heart... and it's gonna get ruff.

Directed by Marcel Sarmiento

Produced by SarcoFilms

200792 min4.3 / 10

A lighthearted romantic comedy about a man learning to love both a woman and her dog, built on warmth, humor, and the comfort of found family.

Charlie thinks he's met the perfect woman, but in order to be with her, he must first get past her dog. Just when he thinks all is lost, he realizes that he loves the dog too! Now he must do everything he can to keep them both.

Questions people ask

  • Is Heavy Petting scary? No. Less frightening than 98% of films.

  • Is Heavy Petting sad? No. Less sad than 97% of films.

  • Does Heavy Petting end with hope? Yes, very. More hopeful than 97% of films.

  • Is Heavy Petting easy watching? Yes, very. More comforting than 95% of films.

  • Is Heavy Petting violent? No. Less violent than 92% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

5/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity9

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise4

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love3

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like Heavy Petting

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Heavy Petting

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Heavy Petting, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Heavy Petting, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Heavy Petting, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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