Hellsinki

Hellsinki

Happiness, jail or the grave?

Directed by Aleksi Mäkelä

Produced by Solar Films

2009136 min6.4 / 10

A gritty crime drama set in 1960s Helsinki that follows three small-time criminals as they navigate the brutal underworld of bootlegging, with the tagline's stark choice—happiness, jail, or death—defining the stakes.

In the mid-1960s, three small-time Finnish bootleggers seize control of their Helsinki neighborhood's black-market liquor business.

Questions people ask

  • Does Hellsinki end with hope? Barely. Less hopeful than 80% of films.

  • Is Hellsinki sad? Yes. More sad than 75% of films.

  • Is Hellsinki scary? Somewhat. More frightening than 72% of films.

  • Is Hellsinki easy watching? Not especially. Less comforting than 61% of films.

  • Is Hellsinki violent? Somewhat. More violent than 59% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

38/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

You have seen this shape before.

Rarity34

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise39

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love40

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like Hellsinki

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Hellsinki

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Hellsinki, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Hellsinki, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Hellsinki, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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