Hollywood Sex Wars

Hollywood Sex Wars

Get laid or get played

Directed by Paul Sapiano

Produced by Big Primpin Productions

201198 min3.0 / 10

A lighthearted, energetic comedy about mismatched romantic pursuits in Hollywood, built on irreverent humor and the escalating battle of wits between would-be seducers and their organized female counterparts.

Max, Aaron and Glen have a track record littered with strike-outs and misfit hook-ups. The boys embark on a mission to up their hot babe batting average. They meet Hollywood Casanova Johnny Eyelash who teaches these boys the game of scoring A-list arm candy. But there is one problem, the girls are organized, cunning and have an agenda of their own. Its not long before the girls, led by Big Wendy and Little Wendy pick up on Johnny's tactics and Hollywood becomes one big booby trap.

Questions people ask

  • Is Hollywood Sex Wars sad? Barely. Less sad than 89% of films.

  • Is Hollywood Sex Wars violent? Barely. Less violent than 76% of films.

  • Is Hollywood Sex Wars easy watching? Somewhat. More comforting than 60% of films.

  • Does Hollywood Sex Wars end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is Hollywood Sex Wars scary? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

10/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity49

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise2

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love1

How much audiences actually like it

The highest scores in the catalogue →

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Like Hollywood Sex Wars

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Hollywood Sex Wars

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Hollywood Sex Wars, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Hollywood Sex Wars, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Hollywood Sex Wars, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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