
Vampires Suck
Some sagas just won't die.
Directed by Aaron Seltzer, Jason Friedberg
Produced by Road Rebel, Regency Enterprises
A broad, high-energy teen comedy spoof that mines vampire and paranormal romance tropes for laughs while centering on typical high school romantic entanglements and prom.
Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who treats her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca's friends contend with their own romantic issues – all of which collide at the prom.
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Is Vampires Suck sad? Barely. Less sad than 89% of films.
Is Vampires Suck scary? Barely. Less frightening than 84% of films.
Is Vampires Suck easy watching? Yes. More comforting than 77% of films.
Is Vampires Suck violent? Not especially. Less violent than 64% of films.
Does Vampires Suck end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
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How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.
Conventional, and it does not land.
How unlike any other film this one feels
How much more it delivers than it promises
How much audiences actually like it
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Like Vampires Suck
Nearest across the full emotional profile.
Same Mood as Vampires Suck
Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.
Like Vampires Suck, But Darker
Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.
Like Vampires Suck, But Lighter
Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.
Like Vampires Suck, But Less Popular
Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.





























































