
I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle
Most motorcycles run on petrol, this one runs on blood!
Directed by Dirk Campbell
Produced by Dirk Productions Ltd.
A campy, high-concept horror-comedy that treats a possessed motorcycle as both a genuine threat and an absurd premise ripe for irreverent fun.
When a motorbike gang kills an occultist, the evil spirit he was summoning inhabits a damaged bike. The bike is then bought and restored, but reveals its true nature when it tries to exact vengance on the gang, and anyone else who gets in its way.
Questions people ask
Is I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle sad? Barely. Less sad than 89% of films.
Does I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle end with hope? Not especially. Less hopeful than 70% of films.
Is I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle scary? Somewhat. More frightening than 61% of films.
Is I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle easy watching? Not especially. Less comforting than 61% of films.
Is I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle violent? Somewhat. More violent than 60% of films.
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Cinnamon Score
How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.
You have seen this shape before.
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How much more it delivers than it promises
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Ensemble
Like I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle
Nearest across the full emotional profile.
Same Mood as I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle
Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.
Like I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle, But Darker
Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.
Like I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle, But Lighter
Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.
Like I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle, But Less Popular
Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.
























































