Blades

Blades

Just when you thought it was safe to putt.

Directed by Thomas R. Rondinella

Produced by Finnegan International Motion Pictures, Troma Entertainment

198898 min5.5 / 10

A gleefully absurd horror-comedy spoof that weaponizes a lawnmower for laughs, trading genuine scares for irreverent genre parody.

A peaceful country club becomes the hunting ground for a demonically possessed lawnmower with a taste for human flesh.

Questions people ask

  • Is Blades sad? Barely. Less sad than 89% of films.

  • Does Blades end with hope? Not especially. Less hopeful than 70% of films.

  • Is Blades violent? Somewhat. More violent than 68% of films.

  • Is Blades scary? Somewhat. More frightening than 61% of films.

  • Is Blades easy watching? Not especially. Less comforting than 61% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

33/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

You have seen this shape before.

Rarity36

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise69

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love8

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like Blades

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Blades

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Blades, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Blades, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Blades, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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