I've Heard the Mermaids Singing

I've Heard the Mermaids Singing

Isn't life the strangest thing you've ever seen?

Directed by Patricia Rozema

Produced by Téléfilm Canada, Ontario Arts Council

198781 min5.8 / 10

A quirky, character-driven comedy-drama about artistic aspiration and romantic disillusionment, told with whimsy and emotional honesty.

Scatterbrained Polly gets a job as a secretary in Gabrielle's art gallery. Polly aspires to be a professional photographer, and idolizes Gabrielle for her artistic ability. When Gabrielle rekindles an old romantic relationship with the younger painter Mary, Polly becomes jealous, and discovers Gabrielle isn’t exactly who she claims to be.

Questions people ask

  • Is I've Heard the Mermaids Singing violent? No. Less violent than 92% of films.

  • Is I've Heard the Mermaids Singing easy watching? Somewhat. More comforting than 67% of films.

  • Is I've Heard the Mermaids Singing scary? Not especially. Less frightening than 58% of films.

  • Does I've Heard the Mermaids Singing end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is I've Heard the Mermaids Singing sad? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

24/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity49

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise15

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love15

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like I've Heard the Mermaids Singing

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as I've Heard the Mermaids Singing

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like I've Heard the Mermaids Singing, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like I've Heard the Mermaids Singing, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like I've Heard the Mermaids Singing, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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