Johns

Johns

This ain't no 90210

Directed by Scott Silver

Produced by First Look Pictures

199696 min5.3 / 10

A melancholic portrait of survival and fractured connection on the margins, set against the hollow promise of the holidays.

It's the day before Christmas, the day before John's 21st birthday. He's a prostitute on Santa Monica Blvd in L.A., and he wants to spend that night and the next day at the posh Park Plaza Hotel. Meanwhile, Donner, a lad new to the streets, wants John to leave the city with him. John spends the day trying to figure out how to deal with Donner's friendship.

Questions people ask

  • Is Johns sad? Yes, very. More sad than 96% of films.

  • Does Johns end with hope? Not especially. Less hopeful than 70% of films.

  • Is Johns easy watching? Not especially. Less comforting than 61% of films.

  • Is Johns violent? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is Johns scary? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

19/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity65

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise8

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love5

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like Johns

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Johns

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Johns, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Johns, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Johns, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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