Kombucha

Kombucha

Fermented. Infected. Possessed.

Directed by Jake Myers

Produced by Take Care Productions, Jackrabbit Media

202594 min5.4 / 10

A darkly comedic body-horror satire that weaponizes wellness culture and corporate conformity into a grotesque transformation.

Trapped in a fluorescent-lit cubicle farm, an aspiring musician thinks the free break room kombucha is a perk - until it begins to change him. What starts with suspicious smiles and team-building ends in a bile-drenched metamorphosis.

Questions people ask

  • Does Kombucha end with hope? No. Less hopeful than 91% of films.

  • Is Kombucha scary? Yes. More frightening than 87% of films.

  • Is Kombucha easy watching? Not especially. Less comforting than 74% of films.

  • Is Kombucha violent? Somewhat. More violent than 68% of films.

  • Is Kombucha sad? Not especially. Less sad than 59% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

25/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

You have seen this shape before.

Rarity78

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise13

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love7

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like Kombucha

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Kombucha

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Kombucha, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Kombucha, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Kombucha, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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