Last Call for Nowhere

Last Call for Nowhere

Directed by Philippe de Chauveron

Produced by Les Films du 24, Les Films du Premier

201690 min5.7 / 10

A comedic buddy-road-movie about mistaken identity and bureaucratic absurdity that finds warmth and connection amid the serious subject of refugee deportation.

French border cop José Fernandez has just one last extradition to do before his long-awaited promotion to the crime bureau. But his detainee Akim, victim of a judiciary glitch, is outraged to find himself saddled with the identity of a potential terrorist and put on a flight back to Kabul, where he has never even set foot before! What starts as a routine trip for Fernandez and his skirt-chasing partner Guy goes haywire when their plane is grounded in Malta, forcing them to bunk up with Akim, who will stop at nothing to avoid extradition!

Questions people ask

  • Is Last Call for Nowhere sad? Not especially. Less sad than 73% of films.

  • Is Last Call for Nowhere easy watching? Somewhat. More comforting than 71% of films.

  • Does Last Call for Nowhere end with hope? Somewhat. More hopeful than 65% of films.

  • Is Last Call for Nowhere violent? Not especially. Less violent than 64% of films.

  • Is Last Call for Nowhere scary? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

15/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity24

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise11

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love13

How much audiences actually like it

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Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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