
London Calling
Become a hitman.
Directed by Allan Ungar
Produced by Highland Film Group, Short Porch Pictures
A comedic action-thriller about an unlikely mentorship between a jaded hitman and a teenage boy, balancing crime-world stakes with humor and character bonding.
After fleeing the UK from a job gone wrong, a down on his luck hitman is forced to babysit the son of his new crime boss and show him how to become a man.
Clusters
Questions people ask
Is London Calling sad? Not especially. Less sad than 73% of films.
Is London Calling violent? Somewhat. More violent than 68% of films.
Is London Calling easy watching? Somewhat. More comforting than 62% of films.
Does London Calling end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
Is London Calling scary? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.
Cinnamon Score
How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.
You have seen this shape before.
How unlike any other film this one feels
How much more it delivers than it promises
How much audiences actually like it
Ensemble
Like London Calling
Nearest across the full emotional profile.
Same Mood as London Calling
Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.
Like London Calling, But Darker
Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.
Like London Calling, But Lighter
Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.
Like London Calling, But Less Popular
Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.



























































