The Retirement Plan

The Retirement Plan

People change. Assassins don't.

Directed by Tim Brown

Produced by Darius Films, Productivity Media

2023103 min5.8 / 10

A light-hearted action-comedy about a retired spy protecting his estranged daughter and granddaughter from criminals, balancing family reconciliation with comedic mayhem.

When Ashley and her young daughter Sarah get caught up in a criminal enterprise that puts their lives at risk, she turns to the only person who can help: her estranged father Matt, currently living the life of a retired beach bum in the Cayman Islands. Their reunion is fleeting as they are soon tracked down on the island by crime boss Donnie and his lieutenant Bobo. As Ashley, Sarah, and Matt become entangled in an increasingly dangerous web, Ashley quickly learns her father had a secret past that she knew nothing about and that there is more to her father than meets the eye.

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Questions people ask

  • Is The Retirement Plan violent? Somewhat. More violent than 68% of films.

  • Does The Retirement Plan end with hope? Somewhat. More hopeful than 65% of films.

  • Is The Retirement Plan easy watching? Somewhat. More comforting than 62% of films.

  • Is The Retirement Plan sad? Not especially. Less sad than 59% of films.

  • Is The Retirement Plan scary? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

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20/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity42

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise10

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love15

How much audiences actually like it

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Everything like The Retirement Plan, and what each one shares →

Like The Retirement Plan

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as The Retirement Plan

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like The Retirement Plan, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like The Retirement Plan, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like The Retirement Plan, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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