Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus

Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus

Whoever wins... we lose!

Directed by Christopher Ray

Produced by The Asylum

201090 min3.9 / 10

A campy creature-feature spectacle built on absurdist monster-versus-monster destruction, played with tongue-in-cheek energy rather than genuine dread.

When the prehistoric warm-water beast the Crocosaurus crosses paths with that cold-water monster the Mega Shark, all hell breaks loose in the oceans as the world's top scientists explore every option to halt the aquatic frenzy. Swallowing everything in their paths -- including a submarine or two -- Croc and Mega lead an explorer and an oceanographer on a wild chase. Eventually, the desperate men turn to a volcano for aid.

Questions people ask

  • Is Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus sad? No. Less sad than 97% of films.

  • Is Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus violent? Yes. More violent than 80% of films.

  • Is Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus easy watching? Not especially. Less comforting than 74% of films.

  • Does Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus end with hope? Not especially. Less hopeful than 70% of films.

  • Is Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus scary? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

8/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity25

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise4

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love3

How much audiences actually like it

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Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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