3-Headed Shark Attack

3-Headed Shark Attack

More HEADS! More DEADS!

Directed by Christopher Ray

Produced by Syfy, The Asylum

201590 min4.4 / 10

A gleefully absurd creature-feature that leans into B-movie camp, pitting passengers against an outlandish three-headed shark with tongue-in-cheek violence and survival spectacle.

The world’s greatest killing machine is three times as deadly, when a mutated shark threatens a cruise ship. As the shark eats its way from one end of the ship to the next, the passengers fight the deadly predator using anything they can find.

Questions people ask

  • Is 3-Headed Shark Attack sad? No. Less sad than 97% of films.

  • Is 3-Headed Shark Attack violent? Yes. More violent than 88% of films.

  • Is 3-Headed Shark Attack one of a kind? Barely. Less singular than 87% of films.

  • Is 3-Headed Shark Attack easy watching? Not especially. Less comforting than 74% of films.

  • Is 3-Headed Shark Attack scary? Somewhat. More frightening than 72% of films.

  • Does 3-Headed Shark Attack end with hope? Not especially. Less hopeful than 70% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

9/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity19

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise8

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love4

How much audiences actually like it

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