Meu Passado Me Condena: O Filme

Meu Passado Me Condena: O Filme

You've never seen a honeymoon like this

Directed by Julia Rezende

Produced by Globo Filmes

2013102 min6.4 / 10

A lighthearted romantic comedy about a newlywed couple navigating jealousy and interference on a European cruise, driven by comedic chaos and misunderstandings.

The immature and cheap douche bag Fábio Clóvis marries the pseudo-intellectual Miá and they travel in a cruise to Europe on board of a fancy passenger vessel. Fabio and Miá are invited to have dinner with the wealthy Beto Assunção and his gorgeous wife Laura in a VIP restaurant on the vessel. Soon Fábio discovers that Beto was Miá's boyfriend and Miá learns that Fábio had a crush on Laura that was his classmate. Meanwhile the cynical chamber maid Suzana Mello and her estranged husband, the entertainer Wilson, make a bet that Fábio and Miá will split before the end of the trip and poison their relationship. When the ship arrives in Casablanca, Fábio meets his bothersome childhood friend Cabeça that affects their honeymoon.

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  • Is Meu Passado Me Condena: O Filme sad? Barely. Less sad than 80% of films.

  • Is Meu Passado Me Condena: O Filme violent? Barely. Less violent than 76% of films.

  • Is Meu Passado Me Condena: O Filme easy watching? Somewhat. More comforting than 71% of films.

  • Is Meu Passado Me Condena: O Filme scary? Not especially. Less frightening than 58% of films.

  • Does Meu Passado Me Condena: O Filme end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

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Familiar shape, done well.

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