
Modern Vampires
Taste the evil. Taste the fun.
Directed by Richard Elfman
Produced by Storm Entertainment, Muse Productions
A darkly comedic vampire revenge thriller that balances action-horror violence with irreverent humor and 1990s Los Angeles style.
A vampire hunter in southern California discovers that his son has been murdered by a gang of the undead and thus goes on a quest for revenge.
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Questions people ask
Is Modern Vampires violent? Yes. More violent than 88% of films.
Is Modern Vampires scary? Somewhat. More frightening than 67% of films.
Does Modern Vampires end with hope? Not especially. Less hopeful than 64% of films.
Is Modern Vampires sad? Somewhat. More sad than 61% of films.
Is Modern Vampires easy watching? Not especially. Less comforting than 61% of films.
These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.
Cinnamon Score
How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.
Conventional, and it does not land.
How unlike any other film this one feels
How much more it delivers than it promises
How much audiences actually like it
Ensemble
Like Modern Vampires
Nearest across the full emotional profile.
Same Mood as Modern Vampires
Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.
Like Modern Vampires, But Darker
Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.
Like Modern Vampires, But Lighter
Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.
Like Modern Vampires, But Less Popular
Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.




























































