MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate

MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate

The Most Valuable Primate Has Just Gone Vertical!

Directed by Robert Vince

Produced by Keystone Family Pictures, Air Bud Entertainment

200187 min5.8 / 10

A lighthearted family comedy about a skateboarding chimpanzee who bonds with a homeless kid and finds redemption through athletic competition.

MVP 2 opens with the lovable Jack being ousted from his hockey team, the Seattle Simians, and having to hit the road after being falsely accused of league misconduct. Jack ends up in the city, where he's befriended by Ben, a homeless skateboarder, and Ollie, a skate shop owner. Jack proves to be as adept at mastering the half-pipe as he does at delivering a slap shot, and before long, he and Ben are crashing amateur skateboarder competitions all over the country.

Questions people ask

  • Is MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate scary? No. Less frightening than 98% of films.

  • Is MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate easy watching? Yes, very. More comforting than 98% of films.

  • Does MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate end with hope? Yes, very. More hopeful than 97% of films.

  • Is MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate sad? Barely. Less sad than 89% of films.

  • Is MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate violent? Barely. Less violent than 86% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

16/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity4

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise38

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love15

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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