
Never Been Chris'd
Uncrushable friendship - with the same crush.
Directed by Jeff Beesley
Produced by The Cartel, Been Chris Pictures
A warm, lighthearted holiday rom-com centered on the tension between romantic rivalry and lifelong friendship, built on charm and festive comfort.
Best friends Naomi and Liz return home for the holidays and simultaneously enter a love triangle when they both reconnect with their high school crush Chris Silver.
Questions people ask
Is Never Been Chris'd easy watching? Yes, very. More comforting than 95% of films.
Is Never Been Chris'd violent? No. Less violent than 92% of films.
Does Never Been Chris'd end with hope? Yes, very. More hopeful than 92% of films.
Is Never Been Chris'd sad? Barely. Less sad than 89% of films.
Is Never Been Chris'd scary? Barely. Less frightening than 84% of films.
These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.
Cinnamon Score
How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.
Conventional, and it does not land.
How unlike any other film this one feels
How much more it delivers than it promises
How much audiences actually like it
Ensemble
Like Never Been Chris'd
Nearest across the full emotional profile.
Same Mood as Never Been Chris'd
Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.
Like Never Been Chris'd, But Darker
Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.
Like Never Been Chris'd, But Lighter
Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.
Like Never Been Chris'd, But Less Popular
Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.


























































