Not Suitable For Children

Not Suitable For Children

He never wanted to have kids until life kicked him where it counts

Directed by Peter Templeman

Produced by Wild Eddie, Exit Films

201297 min5.3 / 10

A comedic romp about a shallow playboy forced to confront adulthood and meaning through an unexpected biological deadline.

A young playboy who learns he has one month until he becomes infertile sets out to procreate as much as possible.

Questions people ask

  • Is Not Suitable For Children scary? Barely. Less frightening than 76% of films.

  • Is Not Suitable For Children violent? Barely. Less violent than 76% of films.

  • Is Not Suitable For Children sad? Not especially. Less sad than 73% of films.

  • Is Not Suitable For Children easy watching? Somewhat. More comforting than 71% of films.

  • Does Not Suitable For Children end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

13/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity36

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise6

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love5

How much audiences actually like it

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Like Not Suitable For Children

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Not Suitable For Children

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Not Suitable For Children, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Not Suitable For Children, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Not Suitable For Children, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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