
We'll Never Have Paris
Based on a true story... unfortunately.
Directed by Jocelyn Towne, Simon Helberg
Produced by Bifrost Pictures, The Bridge Finance Company
A romantic comedy about a neurotic man's fumbling attempt to win back his girlfriend after cold feet and temptation derail their relationship, anchored by self-aware humor and the pursuit across Paris.
Quinn, a neurotic man, is diagnosed with a harmless eye condition and soon after his life spirals out of control. He second-guesses his plans to propose to his longtime girlfriend, Devon, after his beautiful coworker, Kelsey, confesses that she has a crush on him. After a conversation with his best friend, Jameson, he clumsily tries to explain his doubts to Devon, but his possible proposal turns into a break-up. When Devon flees to Paris, he follows her in a last-ditch effort to win back "the one."
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Is We'll Never Have Paris violent? No. Less violent than 92% of films.
Is We'll Never Have Paris easy watching? Somewhat. More comforting than 67% of films.
Is We'll Never Have Paris scary? Not especially. Less frightening than 65% of films.
Is We'll Never Have Paris sad? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
Does We'll Never Have Paris end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.
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Conventional, and it does not land.
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Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.
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Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.
Like We'll Never Have Paris, But Lighter
Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.
Like We'll Never Have Paris, But Less Popular
Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.





























































