We'll Never Have Paris

We'll Never Have Paris

Based on a true story... unfortunately.

Directed by Jocelyn Towne, Simon Helberg

Produced by Bifrost Pictures, The Bridge Finance Company

201489 min4.8 / 10

A romantic comedy about a neurotic man's fumbling attempt to win back his girlfriend after cold feet and temptation derail their relationship, anchored by self-aware humor and the pursuit across Paris.

Quinn, a neurotic man, is diagnosed with a harmless eye condition and soon after his life spirals out of control. He second-guesses his plans to propose to his longtime girlfriend, Devon, after his beautiful coworker, Kelsey, confesses that she has a crush on him. After a conversation with his best friend, Jameson, he clumsily tries to explain his doubts to Devon, but his possible proposal turns into a break-up. When Devon flees to Paris, he follows her in a last-ditch effort to win back "the one."

Questions people ask

  • Is We'll Never Have Paris violent? No. Less violent than 92% of films.

  • Is We'll Never Have Paris easy watching? Somewhat. More comforting than 67% of films.

  • Is We'll Never Have Paris scary? Not especially. Less frightening than 65% of films.

  • Is We'll Never Have Paris sad? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Does We'll Never Have Paris end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

7/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity16

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise4

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love4

How much audiences actually like it

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