Rare Exports Inc.

Rare Exports Inc.

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Directed by Jalmari Helander

Produced by Woodpecker Film Oy

20038 min7.0 / 10

A darkly comedic, surreal short film that subverts Christmas mythology by treating Santa as dangerous prey to be hunted, blending action-thriller tension with absurdist humor.

An elite trio of expert hunters venture into the woods to track and capture an especially rare and dangerous prey for the Christmas season.

Questions people ask

  • Is Rare Exports Inc. scary? Yes. More frightening than 82% of films.

  • Is Rare Exports Inc. sad? Barely. Less sad than 80% of films.

  • Is Rare Exports Inc. violent? Yes. More violent than 80% of films.

  • Is Rare Exports Inc. easy watching? Not especially. Less comforting than 74% of films.

  • Does Rare Exports Inc. end with hope? Not especially. Less hopeful than 70% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

78/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Distinctly its own thing.

Rarity77

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise87

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love70

How much audiences actually like it

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Like Rare Exports Inc.

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Rare Exports Inc.

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Rare Exports Inc., But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Rare Exports Inc., But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Rare Exports Inc., But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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