The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions 2005

The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions 2005

Misbehavior Will End

Directed by Jalmari Helander

Produced by Woodpecker Film Oy

200510 min7.1 / 10

A darkly comedic short that subverts the Santa myth by revealing a trained but volatile creature whose civility masks brutal instincts, triggered by human misbehavior.

Not meant for the public eye, this film reveals the dark reality of what's wrong with company's product. With its primitive instincts triggered by bad behaviour of people around it, the seemingly tame Father Christmas will forget the intensive training and turn into a brutal beast. You better watch out, you better not cry, There's no room for mistakes.

Questions people ask

  • Is The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions 2005 easy watching? No. Less comforting than 92% of films.

  • Does The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions 2005 end with hope? No. Less hopeful than 91% of films.

  • Is The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions 2005 violent? Yes. More violent than 88% of films.

  • Is The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions 2005 scary? Yes. More frightening than 82% of films.

  • Is The Official Rare Exports Inc. Safety Instructions 2005 sad? Barely. Less sad than 80% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

76/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Distinctly its own thing.

Rarity61

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise97

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love72

How much audiences actually like it

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