Robert

Robert

He wants to be your best friend...forever.

Directed by Andrew Jones

Produced by North Bank Entertainment

201590 min4.2 / 10

A paranoia-soaked supernatural horror about a possessed doll terrorizing a family, grounded in the unsettling premise of an inanimate object as an agent of malevolent force.

A family is terrorized by an evil doll named Robert, which seems to come to life after an elderly housekeeper is dismissed. As the attacks grow more intense, the parents struggle with their disbelief and fear while trying to break the curse before it's too late.

Questions people ask

  • Is Robert scary? Yes, very. More frightening than 94% of films.

  • Is Robert easy watching? Barely. Less comforting than 86% of films.

  • Does Robert end with hope? Barely. Less hopeful than 80% of films.

  • Is Robert violent? Somewhat. More violent than 72% of films.

  • Is Robert sad? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

6/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity12

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise4

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love3

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like Robert

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Robert

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Robert, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Robert, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Robert, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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