Robert Reborn

Robert Reborn

Nothing this evil ever dies

Directed by Andrew Jones

Produced by North Bank Entertainment

201985 min3.8 / 10

A high-concept horror thriller that weaponizes killer dolls aboard a Soviet plane, blending Cold War paranoia with supernatural terror and pulp-style action.

In 1951 USSR, as the Cold War intensifies, infamous dictator Joseph Stalin is suffering with illness and his death is imminent. Meanwhile, KGB agent Stoichkov discovers a mysterious stage show in the Baltic region featuring three creepy dolls - Robert, Kalashnikov and Miss Cyclops. Spellbound by the lifelike animation displayed by the dolls on stage, Stoichkov investigates the show's host and discovers he is a German Toymaker who owns a mystical book which holds the key to eternal life. Believing the Toymaker and his book will help Stalin escape death, Stoichkov kidnaps him and they board a plane to Moscow. But the Toymaker's living creations have followed them. When the plane is in mid air all hell breaks loose as Stoichkov and his team of KGB agents realize the three dolls are on board and will stop at nothing to rescue their puppet master. Fasten your seat belt and prepare for blood soaked toy terror at 30,000 feet.

Questions people ask

  • Does Robert Reborn end with hope? No. Less hopeful than 96% of films.

  • Is Robert Reborn easy watching? No. Less comforting than 92% of films.

  • Is Robert Reborn scary? Yes. More frightening than 87% of films.

  • Is Robert Reborn violent? Yes. More violent than 80% of films.

  • Is Robert Reborn sad? Not especially. Less sad than 67% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

8/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity27

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise3

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love3

How much audiences actually like it

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Like Robert Reborn

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Robert Reborn

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Robert Reborn, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Robert Reborn, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Robert Reborn, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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