Teen Lust

Teen Lust

Get laid or die trying.

Directed by Blaine Thurier

Produced by Independent Edge Films, Farpoint Films

201480 min4.7 / 10

A darkly comedic horror-comedy that mines absurdist humor from the collision between teenage sexual anxiety and supernatural threat.

A shy high schooler struggles to lose his virginity before the local Satanic cult can sacrifice him to the devil.

Questions people ask

  • Is Teen Lust sad? Barely. Less sad than 80% of films.

  • Is Teen Lust scary? Yes. More frightening than 76% of films.

  • Is Teen Lust violent? Somewhat. More violent than 59% of films.

  • Does Teen Lust end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is Teen Lust easy watching? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

24/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity83

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise12

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love4

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like Teen Lust

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Teen Lust

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Teen Lust, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Teen Lust, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Teen Lust, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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