Savage Beach

Savage Beach

Someone won't get out of this alive!

Directed by Andy Sidaris

Produced by Malibu Bay Films

198992 min4.5 / 10

A lighthearted action-adventure romp built around treasure-hunting hijinks, sexual appeal, and escalating chaos on a remote island.

Donna and Taryn are federal drug enforcement agents based in the Hawaiian isles. Upon the success of a drug bust, they receive a call from Shane Aviation to fly an emergency package of vaccine from Molokai to Knox Island. Unbeknownst to them, Philippine representative Martinez has convinced Captain Andreas to use a reconnaissance satellite to locate a sunken ship laden with gold that the Japanese had pilfered during World War II. Meanwhile, a storm forces Donna and Taryn to land their plane on a remote island which harbors the gold. The hijinks ensue when they are joined by a host of nefarious types who have learned of the gold’s location.

Questions people ask

  • Is Savage Beach sad? Barely. Less sad than 89% of films.

  • Is Savage Beach violent? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Does Savage Beach end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is Savage Beach scary? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is Savage Beach easy watching? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

17/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity67

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise5

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love4

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like Savage Beach

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Savage Beach

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Savage Beach, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Savage Beach, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Savage Beach, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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