Schlock

Schlock

The first musical monster movie in years.

Directed by John Landis

Produced by Gazotskie Productions

197380 min5.6 / 10

A campy, absurdist creature feature that treats a prehistoric ape-monster as a comedic protagonist, blending horror tropes with vaudeville humor and musical elements.

A quiet suburb in Southern California is terrorized by a mysterious murderous monster living in a cave. As the bodies pile up -- with incriminating banana peels always near by the crime scene -- a group of teens stumble on the guilty party: a 20-million-year-old Schlockthropus, an ape-like creature with a sense of the absurd.

Questions people ask

  • Is Schlock sad? Barely. Less sad than 89% of films.

  • Is Schlock easy watching? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is Schlock violent? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Does Schlock end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is Schlock scary? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

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28/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

You have seen this shape before.

Rarity38

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise44

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love10

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like Schlock

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as Schlock

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like Schlock, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like Schlock, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like Schlock, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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