The African Desperate

The African Desperate

Where do broken hearts go? Can they go home?

Directed by Martine Syms

Produced by Ways & Means

202297 min5.5 / 10

A comedic, hallucinatory coming-of-age odyssey about a young artist's final day at school, blending humor and melancholy as she navigates the gap between artistic ambition and personal longing.

It’s MFA grad Palace Bryant’s final 24 hours in art school, and she is not going to the graduation party! She needs to get back home to Chicago from Upstate New York, but that means surviving a hazy, hilarious, and hallucinatory odyssey, stumbling from academic critiques to backseat hookups.

Questions people ask

  • Is The African Desperate scary? Barely. Less frightening than 76% of films.

  • Is The African Desperate violent? Barely. Less violent than 76% of films.

  • Is The African Desperate sad? Somewhat. More sad than 70% of films.

  • Is The African Desperate easy watching? Somewhat. More comforting than 60% of films.

  • Does The African Desperate end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

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26/ 100

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Rarity82

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Surprise12

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Love8

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