The Bromley Boys

The Bromley Boys

It only takes 90 minutes to fall in love.

Directed by Steve M Kelly

Produced by Itchy Fish Film

201897 min6.0 / 10

A warm, nostalgic romantic comedy about young love set against the backdrop of a struggling 1970s football club, built on charm and affection rather than cynicism.

A boy, a girl, and the worst football team in Britain. You can't choose who you're going to fall in love with.

Questions people ask

  • Is The Bromley Boys easy watching? Yes, very. More comforting than 95% of films.

  • Does The Bromley Boys end with hope? Yes, very. More hopeful than 90% of films.

  • Is The Bromley Boys violent? Barely. Less violent than 86% of films.

  • Is The Bromley Boys scary? Barely. Less frightening than 84% of films.

  • Is The Bromley Boys sad? Not especially. Less sad than 67% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

17/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity5

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise31

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love22

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like The Bromley Boys

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as The Bromley Boys

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like The Bromley Boys, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like The Bromley Boys, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like The Bromley Boys, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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