The Corpse Grinders

The Corpse Grinders

They Went in People and Came Out Hamburger!

Directed by Ted V. Mikels

Produced by CG Productions, T.V. Mikels Film Corporation

197172 min4.1 / 10

A campy, absurdist horror-comedy about killer cats spawned from grave-robbing cat food manufacturers, blending B-movie grotesquerie with tongue-in-cheek humor.

When the Lotus Cat Food Company finds itself in financial trouble, the owners decide to find a new, cheap source of meat -- the local graveyard. Only one problem -- soon cats develop a taste for human flesh, and tabbies are tearing out throats all over town.

Questions people ask

  • Is The Corpse Grinders sad? No. Less sad than 97% of films.

  • Does The Corpse Grinders end with hope? No. Less hopeful than 96% of films.

  • Is The Corpse Grinders easy watching? No. Less comforting than 92% of films.

  • Is The Corpse Grinders violent? Somewhat. More violent than 71% of films.

  • Is The Corpse Grinders scary? Somewhat. More frightening than 61% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

19/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity73

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise8

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love3

How much audiences actually like it

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Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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