The Green Man

The Green Man

The Kind of Picture the British Have a Way With...Things Like Very Merry Murders...Very Unusual Characters...Very Sly Sex...And All Combined in an Uproar of Laughs and Suspense

Directed by Basil Dearden, Robert Day

Produced by Grenadier Films

195680 min7.0 / 10

A darkly comedic British caper about an assassin's plot thwarted by an unlikely vacuum salesman, balancing murder and mayhem with irreverent humor and sly wit.

Unknown to everyone but his shady Middle Eastern bosses, watchmaker Hawkins is actually a professional hired assassin with a predilection for killing his targets with bombs. After disposing of a dictator and millionaire, Hawkins is assigned to kill a politician who is heading to a remote hotel, The Green Man, for a secret tryst with his secretary. There, however, Hawkins' plot is discovered by vacuum salesman William Blake, who determines to stop him.

Questions people ask

  • Is The Green Man sad? Barely. Less sad than 80% of films.

  • Is The Green Man scary? Somewhat. More frightening than 61% of films.

  • Is The Green Man easy watching? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Does The Green Man end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is The Green Man violent? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

72/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Distinctly its own thing.

Rarity56

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise94

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love70

How much audiences actually like it

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Like The Green Man

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as The Green Man

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like The Green Man, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like The Green Man, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like The Green Man, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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