The Insatiable

The Insatiable

What if you were in love with something evil?

Directed by Cary Solomon, Chuck Konzelman

Produced by Animation House, Hippo Entertainment Group

2006103 min4.8 / 10

A darkly comedic romance that mines absurdist humor from the premise of a mundane man's obsessive love for a captive vampire, blending horror tropes with romantic delusion.

A drab, run-of-the-mill guy witnesses a vampiress devour a bum and becomes so infatuated with her, he tracks her down and traps her in a basement so she can't kill again.

Questions people ask

  • Is The Insatiable violent? Somewhat. More violent than 71% of films.

  • Does The Insatiable end with hope? Not especially. Less hopeful than 70% of films.

  • Is The Insatiable scary? Somewhat. More frightening than 61% of films.

  • Is The Insatiable sad? Somewhat. More sad than 61% of films.

  • Is The Insatiable easy watching? Not especially. Less comforting than 61% of films.

These describe how the film comes across, measured across the whole film and compared with other well-known films. They are not a content list — nothing here was counted or checked scene by scene, so for age-suitability or specific content use a classification board or a dedicated content-warning service.

22/ 100

Cinnamon Score

How much this film gives you that nothing else will, and whether it delivers.

Conventional, and it does not land.

Rarity94

How unlike any other film this one feels

Surprise6

How much more it delivers than it promises

Love4

How much audiences actually like it

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Ensemble

Like The Insatiable

Nearest across the full emotional profile.

Same Mood as The Insatiable

Nearest on what's most distinctive about this one.

Like The Insatiable, But Darker

Similar, pushed toward heavier and more intense.

Like The Insatiable, But Lighter

Similar, pushed toward warmer and easier.

Like The Insatiable, But Less Popular

Same territory, far fewer people have seen it.

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