The Kidnapping of Michel Houellebecq

The Kidnapping of Michel Houellebecq

Only unmasked kidnappers spell trouble

Directed by Guillaume Nicloux

Produced by Les films du Worso

201492 min6.5 / 10

A whimsical, absurdist comedy that reimagines a real author's disappearance as a surreal kidnapping to an idyllic rural refuge, blending satire with genuine warmth.

In September 2011 writer Michel Houellebecq briefly disappeared off the face of the earth. Wild rumours began circulating on the Internet that he’d been abducted by Al-Qaeda or aliens from outer space. Some Twitter users even expressed relief that the controversial author was suddenly no longer around. This film now reveals what really happened: Three tough guys variously with impressive hairstyles and bodybuilder physiques carried off the star intellectual, taking him out of the daily stress of dodging autograph hunters and having his flat renovated and bringing him to a beautiful rural underdog idyll, full of dog grooming, bodybuilding demonstrations, junk cars and Polish sausages. But who was to pay the ransom?

Questions people ask

  • Is The Kidnapping of Michel Houellebecq sad? Barely. Less sad than 80% of films.

  • Is The Kidnapping of Michel Houellebecq easy watching? Somewhat. More comforting than 71% of films.

  • Does The Kidnapping of Michel Houellebecq end with hope? Somewhat. More hopeful than 70% of films.

  • Is The Kidnapping of Michel Houellebecq violent? Not especially. Less violent than 64% of films.

  • Is The Kidnapping of Michel Houellebecq scary? Not especially. Less frightening than 58% of films.

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58/ 100

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Familiar shape, done well.

Rarity69

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Surprise61

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Love45

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