The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String

The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String

Directed by Terry West

Produced by E.I. Independent Cinema

200390 min4.8 / 10

A lighthearted, sexually comedic parody of fantasy epics that prioritizes irreverent humor and erotic content over narrative depth or emotional stakes.

In the mythical realm of Diddle Earth, delectable Throbbit Bildo Saggins, is sent by Smirnoff the Wizard to destroy the legendary G-String - the most powerful weapon in the land.

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  • Is The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String sad? No. Less sad than 97% of films.

  • Is The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String scary? Barely. Less frightening than 84% of films.

  • Is The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String violent? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Does The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String end with hope? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

  • Is The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String easy watching? About average. Almost exactly mid-range.

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